Total Medals Earned: 1,988 (From 172 different games.) Total Medal Score: 40,765 Points
Medals Earned: 12/14 (375/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/16 (100/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (300/500 points)
Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (275/275 points)
Medals Earned: 14/19 (325/430 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (95/195 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Chain 4 explosions.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Survive for 250 hours.
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Master the Fire Flip.
View the intro movie.
View the COMBOS page.
Visit the links page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Shut down the UberBot.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Use a soldier airdrop.
Complete the tutorial levels.
Get 100 headshots.
Get 100 melee kills.
Get 1000 kills.
Achieve 10 victories.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
